Showing posts with label panty Insanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label panty Insanity. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Panama Panty Insanity



I am currently in Panama, and every store has great brands for cheap. Example maidenform bras $7. However I noticed that every store had sizes A through D. WHAT. One third of the women here need above a DD. I need a DD some people here need G sizes. I asked my academic director why there arent more bra sizes and she said there is not a need for higher bra sizes. After this conversation we had dinner, and I pointed out a couple of ladies wearing the wrong size. I dont understand. is it a fashion statement. hope not.



WARNING, Bra too Tight Can Cause Mammary Gland Hyperplasia, http://www.ladysdisease.com/2011/04/18/bra-too-tight-can-cause-mammary-gland-hyperplasia/ another



Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Tights


TIGHTS are very nice! They come in a variety of colors and go great under LOOOng shirts and dresses!

However TIGHTS are not a substitute for PANTS! no one wants to see every physical feature of your LOWER BODY! especially if you have PANTY lines!

TIGHTS are most associated with UNDERWEAR and UNDERWEAR is worn UNDERwhere?

the answer is your clothes!!!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Panty insanity and tips!


I am in a little organization where we wear beautiful black gowns with pearls and red lipstick. We parade on the stage and sing beautiful songs. However, when looking up close one will find lines of restrictions. UNDERWEAR lines. BRA lines. creases. back fat, bulges from tops of UNDERWEAR and PANTYHOSE. PANTY insanity! It doesn't matter what you weat: dresses pants, t-shirts; just know that underwear lines is the number one fashion mistake! Get rid of the creases!

*Tips:
1. UNDERWEAR: look for PANTIES that advertise no PANTY lines
some suggestions are THONGS, womens BRIEFS or BOXERS, CHEEKY or BOY-CUTstyles.
Also look for SPANX a smoother product similar to PANTYHOSE. and GIRDLES (just the smoother ones don't go for the CORSETS)
2. observe yourself in the mirror before stepping out is everything is smooth
Here are some links to the best companies to crack down on this crime!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Panty Insanity- The Bad


High waistline, floral print, thick noticeable elastic bands, ugly seams, thick panty lines
granny panties!!
they are sin!
you may say that they are comfortable or you may give the excuse that your mom bought them, you are on your period or it is laundry day.
I am sorry but there is no genuine excuse. Period.
The next time you are in need of underwear; please skip the 6 pack of cotton classic briefs by FRUIT OF THE LOOM or HANES! you are worth so much more!
Please my friends and FEMALES; rid the granny panties.